Judeosphere

Requirements: A bottle of your favorite libation

Rules:

Drink one shot whenever…

• An opinion piece opens with the declaration, “You can’t criticize Israel without being accused of anti-semitism” (Note: Drink a second shot when the rest of the article inevitably degenerates into anti-semitism)

• Someone mentions the “cover-up” of the attack on the USS Liberty

• An author of a best-selling book criticizing Israel says that it’s impossible to publish a book or article criticizing Israel

• An adorable animal mascot is murdered by “Zionist thugs” on Hamas TV

• Members of Neturei Karta appear as token Jews for a photo-op at an anti-Israel conference

• A protester burns the Israeli flag (Drink bonus shot if he/she is carrying a sign reading, “No War For Zionism”)

• The UN introduces a resolution condemning Israel

• Yvonne Ridley denies that she has ever glorified terrorism

• A supposedly “progressive” activist defends or “contextualizes” Holocaust denial

• A Western politician or professor praises Hezbollah as “the resistance”

• Someone lists the most dangerous “neocons” in America—and all of them just happen to be Jewish

• A political cartoon portrays the Star of David as: a swastika, barbed-wire fence, brick wall, or makeshift torture device.

• A Western anti-nuclear activist defends Iran’s sovereign right to nuclear power

• You read the phrase, “The Zionist narrative of the Holocaust….”

• A Marxist praises Islamist ideology

• You read an article or commentary that manages to include all of the following words in five consecutive sentences or less: Zionism, racism, apartheid, ethnic cleansing and Nazis. (Note: Drink a bonus shot if you also see the word “octopus” or “tentacles”)

• Juan Cole “clarifies” a threatening statement made by Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

• Someone posts an anti-semitic comment at the Guardian’s CiF website

• A college campus invites Norman Finkelstein to speak. (Note: Drink a bonus shot if Finkelstein can speak for two straight minutes without mentioning Alan Dershowitz)

Chug half a bottle when…

• A commentator in the Arab world blames the region’s political and economic malaise on someone other than the United States, Israel, or Europe

• The BBC retracts or corrects a story

• The UN Human Rights Council denounces an Arab country

• Someone in the media notices that Qassam rockets are being routinely launched at Israel