Here’s an experiment: Pick any event in history and type it into Google. Next, type the word “Zionists” and hit the search button.
Yes, you’ll find at lease ten web pages that prove the Zionists are behind everything. Now, I know that we’re “responsible” for the War on Terror, War in Iraq, and both World Wars…but I’m always surprised to learn that we’re also responsible for the destruction of the Space Shuttle Columbia, Pokemon, and Hurricane Katrina.
I feel sort of sorry for these conspiracy theorists. Their so obsessed with exposing “the truth” that they never take time to enjoy the finer things in life.
So, as a public service, I’ve created the Official Judeosphere Zionist-Conspiracy-O-Matic (TM). It’s simple, just follow this flow chart and mix-and-match items from actual conspiracy theories. It allows for dozens of variations, and it’s an incredible time-saver!
Very funny. I really should look at your blog more often.
Warm regards,
Mikey
You mean I have to click 7 mouse buttons to make a conspiracy theory about jews? That is too many. What happened to user friendliness and respect for the conspiracist (oops, I mean the customer)? Could you pls. write some code so I can just click one button and it randomly choose the other 6? Obviously you work for the Zzzzs because you make it too difficult for those in search of the truth.
Inayat Bungled
Very good indeed – thank you!
(Found you on Sarfraz thread).
Fantastic article!
I think the Syrian newspapers use this various template in their editorial pages.
I must read your blog more often.
That’s shown ‘em! Unless Jews have all power, they have no power. Unless Jews are responsible for everything bad, they’re not responsible for anything bad. Q.E.D. Why can’t these knuckle-draggers see that the REAL source of evil in the world is not Jews at all but the white heterosexual able-bodied male?
Check out http://judeosphere.blogspot.com/2007/12/zionist-conspiracy-o-matic.html
for more…
Shimshon 9
lol very funny–but all too near the knuckle of some nutters! Thank you
Came across your very funny post through a fortuitous link by another blogger to one of my own blog posts from some months ago. I too had posted about a Jewish conspiracy – one that is a couple of millennia old and made public by one of my state legislators.
so, you admit all these accusations…finally. i was not sure about them until i read your blog. i always knew there is some truth about them. now we have it…truth is exposed, finally…
My testimonial (for future editions of the Conspiracy-O-Matic): “This is a great game! It took me a mere five clicks to find a website blaming Zionists for the Irish potato famine!”
Here’s a recent story about an anti-Zionist group in Detroit:
http://antiracistblog.blogspot.com/2007/12/activist-group-sets-anti-israel-litmus.html
Any thoughts about this situation?
Oh yes, nice link to have when I need to cover up my sooper sekrit zionist plots…
Wow, Zionists sank the TITANIC!
Its all funny until the lazy researcher stops being lazy and tracks and investigates all crimes and finds that there is truth to these claims…
NYC Firefighter
“9/11 was a Zionist job”
Too much evidence showing Israel had alot to do with 9/11 and so did all the duel citizens to Israel working in our government at the time of the attacks.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7XrRyqses5U
Protocols? Go here.
Don’t worry, the communists, homosexuals, and muslims are behind everything too. Though not usually all at once.
Personally, I think there’s a conspiracy to stop us suspecting the most obvious culprits of all: Conspiracy Theorists.
It’s really amazing, I googled “zionist pig f***ing” and got over 4,000 hits.
Actually, this isn’t funny at all. What kind of a world do we live in actually? I’m getting scared.
Could you pls. write some code so I can just click one button and it randomly choose the other 6?
Try the dada engine. This is exactly what it does.
Hee.. I hang out over at the Museum Of Hoaxes, where someone posted a link to this. We’d just got done eviscerating a rather poorly-armed conspiracist. I should point out that, according to him you should include ‘Masons’ as someone they are working with and ‘to serve their alien overlords’ as a reason.
Pokemon??? Including the ubiquitous Pikachu?? World wars are one thing but this is dreadful!
Regards,
Inna
As a non-relious (read “lapsed catholic) jew-friendly individual, I ofter have to deal with these conspiracy nuts. It’s sad that it is so hard to find sites that de-bunk a lot of these conspiracy stories (like the one about the folks who refused to pay a ransom to the german gov’t to rescue jews (something about the funds had to be saved for Israel). Can someone point me towards some resources to debunk some of these common (yet constantly repeated) conspiracy stories? There’s a lot of stuff that if you try to do a search u get sent to a hundred anti-zionist (read “anti-semtitic with a fresh coat of white-wash”) websites and blogs.
Any help?
As someone who has researched both claims for/against a Zionistic conspiracy, my conclusion is there are participants in an ancient cult based on the babylonian Talmudic scripts. They have interpreted the book in a completely anti-Goyim approach to the script. There are high ranking members of the US government who are definately members of this thought tank. Paul Wolfowitz is one of many. He came up with the “New Pearl Harbour” event scenario before Bush 43′s term. look it up, its true. Mossad agents were ecstatic during the 9-11 event, and were documented celebrating the burning towers from across the river. this is reported from many sources. Not all Zionists are bad. Just ones who are jacking with my little world, which probably doesn’t include you. The intelligence agencies of the world are not in the best interests of the world’s populace, and somehow have been manipulated by outside forces. If you share a synagogue with one of these high ranking individuals, ask them. they’re in the disinformation business so expect that kind of result.
Anonymous #22 kindly provides an illustration of what Anonymous #21 meant by “anti-semitic with a fresh coat of white-wash.”
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Excellent site and the Zionist-Conspiracy-O-Matic explains it all from a Jew-hatred perspective. But do not lump all conspiracy believers together as claiming that Jews are responsible for everything. There are some legitimate conspiracy believers out there who base their beliefs on facts and evidence. Focus on the facts and evidence, not the messengers. I know it is difficult, but try it.