Um, I guess this explains those “dancing Israelis”:
Yemen President ‘Ali ‘Abdallah Saleh has called Al-Qaeda “agents of Zionism and colonialism” who were recruited by the Zionists in order to fight the U.S.S.R. in Afghanistan, and then later returned to attack their own countries. In statements delivered during a visit to summer youth camps on July 11, 2007, he said that Al-Qaeda “understands nothing about Islam” and described the perpetrators of the July 2 attacks against tourists in Ma’rib as “wrongheaded ignorant killers.”
Meanwhile, in Pakistan, thousands of people received text messages on their cell phones warning that Israeli trucks were carrying a million HIV-infected melons to Arab consumers in a new biological-warfare plot.
Wow, don’t these “Zionist agents” ever get any rest?