Judeosphere

Bill Johnson of Midway, North Carolina noticed a strange marking in the interior of a downed tree:

“I happened to look down there and I said, ‘That looks like Jesus,’” he said. “It just amazed me.” He showed the limb to his wife. Mary, without telling her what he thought the image was. She said the same thing. Mary Johnson also pointed out something Bill Johnson had not noticed – the other end of the limb bears an image that looks somewhat like a swaddled baby in a crib. The head of that image is also in the center, so there’s a halo around that one as well.

I’m not one to pass judgment on such religious matters (especially after that incident with the talking gefilte fish), but upon seeing the photo, my Rorschach reaction was not Jesus Christ, but a Dalek from the British sci-fi show, Doctor Who.

And, to be perfectly clear: I do not doubt the historical existence of Jesus Christ Dalek, I just question whether he had divine powers.